http://www.aboutsecondmortgages.com/mortgage/bad-credit-mortgage-lender.html A bad credit mortgage lender? en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 So, you've been all over the internet, reading about the concept of the bad credit mortgage lender. Every time you look for mortgage information, you end up coming across the term, "bad credit mortgage lender." While this is all good and fine, it leaves you with a serious question requiring immediate attention. What in the world is a bad credit mortgage lender anyway? Is it a credit mortgage lender who is up to no good, or is it a mortgage lender who happens to be provide mortgages for people with bad credit? Fortunately for you, a bad credit mortgage lender falls under the second category. Fortunately, we say, because your credit is so bad, not even your mom trusts you enough to loan you five bucks to go take your overgrown date down to the Octoplex to see the 12 hour Sylvester Stallone film marathon. Now that's some seriously bad credit! You are probably wondering, at this point, just what a bad credit mortgage lender can do for you. Can they do your homework? Can they do your taxes? Can they get your in-laws to stop bothering you incessantly about the lawnmower you borrowed from them last Thanksgiving? Nope. Sorry. None of these things. What a bad credit mortgage lender can do for you, however, is provide you with a bad credit mortgage. (Hence the name "bad credit mortgage lender"). What a they cannot do however, is juggle nine watermelons while simultaneously reciting the star spangled banner, riding a unicycle, and cooking a nice batch of oatmeal raisin cookies. (Please not that if there is anyone out there who knows a particular bad credit mortgage lender who can, in fact, do all of these things, we would very much like o know about it, and we encourage you to write us at once!) Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT