Mortgage Rates

Mortgage Rates Are The Strongest!

Mortgage Rates - Hey, you!

You, yes, you! We've been hearing talk around town, that you say you can defeat our friend, Mortgage Rates, in a battle. Is your Kung-Fu really that strong, my friend? Are you capable of defeating the Mortgage Rates many-fingered attack of death? You've seen how many have fallen before the right of Mortgage Rates in full on rampage mode! You've seen Mortgage Rates defeat other battlers in the ring without hesitation.

Do you remember when Second Mortgage attempted to take on Mortgage Rates? That battle is still spoken of in hushed tones by those that were there. Think about what we're telling you here - Mortgage Rates will defeat you much more quickly than any of the other foes he has fought. Of all the information out there about loans, he is the strongest.

Mortgage Rates - More Boasting

Do you want a pacifier or bottle? Compared to Mortgage Rates, you are like a baby fresh from his mother's womb. You can not hope to fight fairly against him and win. Do you have a death wish? Are you like all of the others that have come to try and face him down? Remember how Countrywide Mortgage begged for forgiveness as Mortgage Rates repeatedly cracked individual bones in his leg, working his way up the body until finally snapping his spine in half like a baguette? Yes, his pain may have ended but you know what? Your pain never will if you challenge Mortgage Rates.

We are just trying to help you here, friend. You look like a good piece of mortgage information. A bright young fighter like you can go to other places, maybe train from Old Man Bad Credit Mortgage, you know? Think about it. Mortgage Rates may want to talk to you about joining the gang. We do good. Keep your nose clean, OK?

About Us | Contact Us | Site Map | What's New | View as RSS